Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda, via crabage)

ginhix:

I loved sailor moon as a kid, and love Miyazaki films even more as an adult. Thanks for letting me put some puss in ya, Kallie! #portlandtattoos #icontattoo #sailormoon #kikisdeliveryservice #cattoo #cats #catsareamagicalgirlsbestfriend

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